royal chicken

July 22, 2013

The royal baby tastes like
chicken. I didn’t mean to eat him
all but when that silly nurse spilt
salt all over his small white
head, well I couldn’t help but
taste him. Are you a vegan? I
asked the nurse. No, she said. You
should really try this baby, I said,
he tastes like chicken. Don’t let
his father see you, she said.  I
won’t. Are you hungry? Yes,
she replied, so I gave her a plastic
knife. Dig in, I said. She asked
for a bigger utensil.

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